5 truyện cười song ngữ mỗi ngày (Phần 14) SWEARING A little boy was caught swearing by his teacher. "Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear it?" "My daddy said it." he responded. "Well, it doesn't matter," explained the teacher, "you don't know even...

5 truyện cười song ngữ mỗi ngày (Phần 13) THE CITY BOY AND A DONKEY A City boy, John, moved to the desert and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer Agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news, the...

5 truyện cười song ngữ mỗi ngày (Phần 12) GOING OUT IN STYLE.. Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told Him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he...

5 truyện cười song ngữ mỗi ngày (Phần 11) INHERITANCE Two friends meet on a Miami street. One looked forlorn, and almost on the verge of tears. The other Man said, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?" The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died...

5 truyện cười song ngữ mỗi ngày (Phần 10) I TOOK WHAT I WANT One summer's evening Paddy & Mick are on their way to the pub for their usual drink. "I'm a bit tired tonight," says Mick. "I think I'll just have a little lie down in this ditch and have a Little sleep. You can wake me up on your...

5 truyện cười song ngữ mỗi ngày (Phần 9 ) TWO DEALERS AND A VERY ATTRACTIVE LADY Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to Bet $20, 000 on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm...

5 truyện cười song ngữ mỗi ngày (phần 8) TEN DOLLARS IS TEN DOLLARS Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, "Ya know, Martha, I'd like to get a ride in that airplane." And every year, Martha would say...

5 truyện cười song ngữ mỗi ngày (phần 7) ON THE ROAD After weeks on the road an over the road trucker pulled into a brothel. The trucker walked up to the Madam, slapped $500.00 on the counter and demanded "Give me a bologna sandwich and the Ugliest, meanest, most foul tempered woman in the...

5 truyện cười song ngữ mỗi ngày (phần 6) MALE LOGIC A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and Labor. She should be in my custody." The...

5 truyện cười song ngữ mỗi ngày (phần 5) WISDOM TEETH One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?" "Well," the dentist says...

5 truyện cười song ngữ mỗi ngày (phần 4) I JUST HAD A DREAM ABOUT IT.. A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed That you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That...

RELATIVES? A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they Passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband...

WHERE'S THE SHOE? One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office Reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to Get jealous easily. The next night the man and his wife were driving to...

THE BUM.. A bum approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?" "No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum. "You are not going to throw it away in some crap...