I'm good at wastin' time

I think lyrics need to rhyme,

And you're not askin',

But I'm trying to grow a mustache

I eat cheese,

But only on pizza, please,

And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla

Otherwise, it smells like feet to me

And I, I really like it

When the moon looks like a toenail

And I love it when you say my name

If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this

There's a part of me that shows

If we're close gonna let you see everything,

But remember, that you asked for it

I'm try to do my best to impress,

But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart

Well, you asked for it

For your perusin',

At times confusin'

Slightly amusin'

Introducing me

Do-do di-di-di-di do

Di-di di-di-di-di-di

La-da-la-da la-da-la-da-la-da-la-da-da

I never trust a dog to watch my food

And I like to use the word "dude"

As a noun or an adverb or an adjective

And I, I never been into cars

I like really cool guitars and superheros

And checks with lots of zeros on 'em

I love the sound of violins and makin' someone

Smi-i-i-ile

If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this

There's a part of me that shows

If we're close gonna let you see everything

But remember, that you asked for it

I'm try to do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart

Well, you asked for it

For your perusin'

At times confusin'

Possibly amusin'

Introducing me

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to

So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-ime

So, if you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this

There's a part of me that shows

If we're close gonna let you see everything

But remember, that you asked for it

I'm try to do my best to impress

But its easier to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain my heart

Well, you asked for it

For your perusin'

At times confusin'

Hopefully amusin'

Introducing me

Do-do di-di-di-di

Di-di di-di-di do

Do-do-do-do

Introducin' me