Money And Friends "Since he lost his money, half his friends don't know him any more" "And the other half?" "They don't know yet that has lost it" Tiền và bạn - Từ ngày hắn mất tiền, phân nửa bạn bè của hắn không còn biết tới, hay thăm hỏi gì hắn nữa. - Còn nửa kia? - Họ chưa biết là...

A half success "Hey, how about the render- vous?" "It can be said that a half of success" "What do you mean?" "I came to the dated place but she didn't." Thành công một nửa "Này, lần hẹn hò thế nào?" "Có thể nói là thành công một nửa?" "Anh nói vậy nghĩa là sao?" "Tôi đến chỗ hẹn còn...

Great Mystery Newsboy: "Great mystery! Fifty victims! Paper, mister?" Passerby: "Here boy, I'll take one" (After reading a moment) "Say, boy, there's nothing of the kind in this paper. Where is it?" Newsboy: "That 's the mystery, sir. You're the fifty first victim". Bí mật khủng khiếp...

The Hen And The Dog Jones: "Sorry, old man, that my hen got loose and scratched up your garden" Smith: "That's all right, my dog ate your hen" Jones: "Fine! I just ran over your dog and killed him". Gà và chó Jones: - Xin lỗi anh bạn vì con gà nhà tôi sút chuồng và bới nát khu vườn của...

A COW GRAZING Artist: "That, sir, is a cow grazing" Visitor: "Where is the grass?" Artist: "The cow has eaten it" Visitor: "But where is the cow?" Artist: "You don't suppose she'd be fool enough to stay there after she'd eaten all the grass, do you?" BÒ ĂN CỎ Họa sĩ: - Bức tranh đó vẽ...

It's coconut. Mike was not well. He was tired all the time, and his head often hurt. "Go to the doctor", his wife said. Mike did not like visiting the doctor, but after a week, he went. The doctor asked him a lot of questions and wrote Mike's answers down. "What do you eat in the morning?" he...

"My Daughter's Music Lessons" "My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me." "How is that?" "They enabled me to buy the neighbours' houses at half price". "Những bài học âm nhạc của con gái tôi" "Những bài học âm nhạc của con gái tôi là một gia tài đối với tôi." "Như thế nào vậy?"...

Cats I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat...

"Doorbell" Everyone loved Priest John. He was a happy jolly fellow always willing to help or lend a hand. One time, John was walking down the street humming a tune when he saw a little boy trying to reach the doorbell of a nearby house. "Hey there son", said John "let me help you out", and...

The River Isn't Deep A stranger on horse back came to a river with which he was unfamiliar. The traveller asked a youngster if it was deep. "No", replied the boy, and the rider started to cross, but soon found that he and his horse had to swim for their lives. When the traveller reached the...

"What do you clean your hands with?" The teacher asked: "John, what are the four basic elements in nature?" John answered: "Fire, air, soil and.. and.." "And what?", the teacher asked. "Try to remember!" "And.. and..", John was embarrassed. The teacher knew that his pupil couldn't...

Ad ơi cho mình hỏi mình sao mình không chuyển xu hay tặng xu cho tài khoản nào trên diễn đàn mà lai bị trừ đi hơn 400 xu là sao ạ ?

Health problem A man ran into a doctor's office and said "DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body hurts!" The doctor replied, "Show me." So the man poked his ankle and screamed in pain. Then he poked his knee and yelled. He poked his forehead and screamed again...

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