WHERE'S THE SHOE? One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office Reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to Get jealous easily. The next night the man and his wife were driving to...

THE BUM.. A bum approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?" "No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum. "You are not going to throw it away in some crap...