Alastor's Game (Hazbin Hotel Song) - The Living Tombstone Lyrics: I've got a game I want to show you If I tell you my name, you'll have to play too I've been here for years biding my time Waiting and primed. Until I could find you. Just sign on the line and we can be friends. I'll be here for you until your world ends. Enjoy all your toys I will supply. You only live once, and you'll be mine the Day you die, I'll have my payment. Your eternal soul's enslavement. Did you divine our dark arrangement? You were lovely entertainment. The dark desires you've been serving, You can bet that you're deserving. No regret for who you're hurting. Why, it's almost like you're flirting. Come into my world take a look at me I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon I'm your first last resort so call me When you need a helping hand Play your cards wrong and I'll see you soon Sorry I don't mean to alarm you If you ask me to stay I would be charmed to You all have such cozy little lives How do you survive like that I wish I knew But you've got a lovely little secret You're tired of feeling awful small, SO YOU Gave Mister Alastor a call, to make a deal Because you're hungry For all the sights, you want to see them Earthly delights you feel you need them Your appetites I'll help you feed them I'll be your sweet radio demon And once your hunger has abated Don't forget your friend who waited Watched as you indulged your thirst and Did I mention that you're cursed? Come into my world take a look at me I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon I'm your first last resort so call me When you need a helping hand Play your cards wrong and I'll see you soon You laid your chips out on the table now When you gamble souls the house will always win I'm double dealing in betrayal And I'm here to cash my payout I hope it was worth the life of sin Welcome to my world take a look around Inside your nightmare deep beyond the mortal veil You made a wrong turn at the crossroads Now you're at the final episode Eternity with me in hell Pleasure to play, how I enjoyed you Suffice to say when I play I don't lose Collect on the debts that you accrued It was such a gas I really am amused Have a dark thought I'm right beside you A casual whisper just to guide you Look over your shoulder and I'm gone Remember this song And I bid you adieu
